Brb playing darts with a native american blow dart gun
am i literally the only person that watches a musical and wonders why everyone seems to know the exact same dance routine and song lyrics
Finally got rid of that annoying Endless Sporadic song on my blog
God
Honestly
What was I thinking
Should’ve been Bieber man
I think I’m gonna start using you again Tumblr.
C’mere.

Quality story time, military style.
ALL MY FEELS
(via crowcockatiel)
Hooooo boy
…. Aaaand I can’t run Cry of Fear on my laptop.
It’s incredibly slow and choppy to the point of it being unplayable. Even with everything on the lowest settings. Which is weird because I can run HL1 fine… Oh well, I guess it’s back to playing KH for now.
BAHAHA SUCKS FOR YOU
Hopefully Jamie will get you a new computer for Christmas. Or your birthday. Whichever’s first.
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Honestly Biden he’s Paul Ryan not Jim Gaffigan
(Source: gifwich)
OH MY GOD HOLY CRABCAKES ON A SQUID THIS IS INTENSE
WE LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A GARBAGE CAN BEING CARRIED DOWN THE GUTTER AND IT TOPPLED OVER IN FRONT OF OUR DRIVEWAY AND MY SISTER WAS LEAVING SO HER FRIENDS CAR WAS IN THE DRIVEWAY AND SOMEONE HAD TO MOVE IT
NOAH TO THE RESCUE
I LITERALLY WAS OUT THERE FOR 30 SECONDS AND I NEEDED 3 TOWELS TO DRY ME OFF
GIVE ME A MEDAL