Brb playing darts with a native american blow dart gun


am i literally the only person that watches a musical and wonders why everyone seems to know the exact same dance routine and song lyrics


Finally got rid of that annoying Endless Sporadic song on my blog

God

Honestly

What was I thinking

Should’ve been Bieber man 


I think I’m gonna start using you again Tumblr.

C’mere.


soldierporn:

Quality story time, military style.
funsubstancecom:

A true father


ALL MY FEELS

soldierporn:

Quality story time, military style.

funsubstancecom:

A true father

ALL MY FEELS

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Stupid family drama

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Hooooo boy


crowcockatiel:

…. Aaaand I can’t run Cry of Fear on my laptop.

It’s incredibly slow and choppy to the point of it being unplayable. Even with everything on the lowest settings. Which is weird because I can run HL1 fine… Oh well, I guess it’s back to playing KH for now. 

BAHAHA SUCKS FOR YOU

 Hopefully Jamie will get you a new computer for Christmas. Or your birthday. Whichever’s first.


ms-ashri:

spookister:

darethshiral:

yes

this is

exactly

it

Yup

Who cares? Don’t like him? Don’t watch.

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Honestly Biden he’s Paul Ryan not Jim Gaffigan 

Honestly Biden he’s Paul Ryan not Jim Gaffigan 


JUST SACRIFICED MY LIFE CLOUDBURST IN RIVERSIDE CALIFORNIA

OH MY GOD HOLY CRABCAKES ON A SQUID THIS IS INTENSE

WE LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A GARBAGE CAN BEING CARRIED DOWN THE GUTTER AND IT TOPPLED OVER IN FRONT OF OUR DRIVEWAY AND MY SISTER WAS LEAVING SO HER FRIENDS CAR WAS IN THE DRIVEWAY AND SOMEONE HAD TO MOVE IT

NOAH TO THE RESCUE

I LITERALLY WAS OUT THERE FOR 30 SECONDS AND I NEEDED 3 TOWELS TO DRY ME OFF

GIVE ME A MEDAL